Update
Went to have my biannual exam today. Bizarro Pizarro, the gift that just keeps giving. I got to the Mayo with Mom and child in tow, had my blood drawn, drank my water, changed into my gown and sat down in the ultrasound waiting room. Why is it that no matter what reason you have an ultrasound, they always tell you to drink X amount of water and then bring you into the appointment late? Sadists.
The vaginal ultrasound wasn't too bad. They had to bring a doc in to rough me up, ahem, check my right ovarian void for some abnormality and then we were done. The doc looked and sounded like Craig Ferguson, without the kilt.

So on to the consult with my surgeon and whatever flavor of the month resident currently shadowing her. The resident looked like Roberto Benigni
, But enough of the actor look-alikes.So I got a pelvic exam and then I got a bimanual exam that involved all large lower orifices and fingers that were boring into where my right ovary used to live. I pride myself on a high pain tolerance, but HELLO!
I then had to be examined by my surgeon as well.
So, we will be going back in 3 months or sooner for yet another ultrasound to make sure that the fluid area is a passing thing and not some lurking evil.
The cool part of all this was that Roberto Benigni showed me all of my ultrasound pics and I got to see my mid cycle uterus and one good ovary that had a follicle just ready to pop (SB ovulating today). Too cool.
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