Emergency Room

Today I was in the Emergency room in town(only thing open today, closest in an ice storm). I had a lump in my groin that I found this morning that I freaked about. I was worried it was a blood clot, abscess, swollen lymph node…blah blah blah.

I laid down in the room to have the nurse check it out and the damn thing was gone. I laid there feeling like an idiot for 15 minutes waiting for the doc. He came in (and man was he handsome) checked it out, commented that he could feel a difference between the sides and that I was right to come in to get it checked out. He was very impressed with the size of my removed tumor and the beauty of my incision. I am such a sympathy whore.
There goes a 50.00 co-pay, but at least he was cute.